Rob

Engels

Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.

I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.

I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.

However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.

All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!

Kreeft

Dun

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Bruin

Blank

Nooit getrouwd

Nee

Ja

Glimlach

Piercings, maar alleen in mijn oren, Strategisch geplaatste tatoeages , Zichtbare tatoeage

Donkerbruinharig

Hond

Nee

MBO

Voltijd

Sales / Marketing

Chef

Tussen de €45.000 en €60.000

Met Huisdier(en)

Komen er soms vrienden langs

Ja - Vaak

Ja - Als ik uitga

Buitenstaander

Gereserveerd, Opmerkzaam, Grappig, Donker, Raar

Eten, Knutselen, Muziek, Tv, Films, Koken

Met Vrienden zijn, Thuis blijven, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Films, Slapen, Drinken, Me verkleden, Tv

Anything relaxed

Robbing a bank

Een Troll, Ranzig, Gek

Iets Anders

Enjoy it.

Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Ranzig, Sadistischh

Tekenfilms, Films

Actie, Science Fiction, Komedie, Gezin, Animatie, Horror, Thriller, Ik ben een filmacteur, Erotisch

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Klassiek, De Stofzuiger, Blues, New Age, Soul, Folk, Punk

Comedy, Fantasy, Fictie, Geschiedenis, Horror, Humor, Educatief, Mysterie, Filosofie, Poëzie, Satire, Science Fiction, Technisch, Erotica, Bovennatuurlijk

Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.

Gevatheid, Flirterig, Eigenaardigheden, Humor, Goed Uiterlijk, Intelligentie

An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.

Vriend, Intimiteit, Vastigheid