Rob

Angličtina

Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.

I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.

I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.

However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.

All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!

Rak

Štíhlá

1,85 m

Hnědá

Běloch/běloška

Nikdy jsem nebyl ženatý nebo vdaná

Ne

Ano

Úsměv

Piercing...ale pouze na uších, Strategicky umístěné tetování, Viditelné tetování

Tmavě hnědá

Pes

Ne

Nějaká výška

Na plný úvazek

Gastronomie / Stravování

Chef

$45,000USD až $59,999USD

S domácími mazlíčky

Přátelé občas přijdou

Ano - často

Ano - ve společnosti

Vyvrženec

Rezervované, Opatrné, Komické, Tajemné, Zvláštní

Stravování, Umění a řemesla, Hudba, TV, Filmy, Vaření

Potloukat se s přáteli, Zůstat doma, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Filmy, Spát, Popíjet, Převlékat si šaty, TV

Anything relaxed

Robbing a bank

Šotek, Prostopášná osoba, Potrhlý

Jiné

Enjoy it.

Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Prostopášná osoba, Sadistický

Kreslené filmy/seriály, Filmy

Akční, Science fiction, Komedie, Rodina, Animované, Horror, Thriller, Jsem filmový herec, Pro dospělé

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Klasické, Zvuk vysavače, Blues, New age, Soul, Folk, Punk

Komické, Fantasy, Fikce, Historie, Horror, Humor, Instruktážní, Mysteriózní, Filozofické, Poezie, Satira, Science fiction, Technické, Erotické, Nadpřirozeno

Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.

Důvtip, Koketnost, Zvláštnosti, Humor, Dobrý vzhled, Inteligenci

An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.

Přítel, Intimní, Odevzdaný/á